When you merge your own pull request

Y’all it’s almost over help your boy out 1 rt = 1 vote. #ProBowlVote Matthew Judon

Steve Jobs in 2006 on why it’s tough to make tech products that people want: “A lot of companies do things because it’s technically possible. But in the end, nobody cares. Nobody wants to buy them.” x.com/willo0o/status…

We're going to make one lucky fan's Christmas VERY merry❗️ RT to win this signed Lamar Jackson jersey❗️ A gift for the best fans in the world 🎁

Guess who’s back, back again? Razor’s back, tell a friend. Man how I’ve missed hanging up on people by snapping my phone shut! The #MotorolaRazor goes by the same name, but has had a bendable touchscreen makeover #CES2020 Motorola UK The Gadget Show

To help with video conference eye contact I broke into the googly eyes. Because it’s now always watching me I’ve named the webcam Mark Zuckerbot.

When you accidentally close a browser window with your 100+ tabs

place your bets on who's gonna win

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“We get an extra hour of sleep tonight!!!” Kids wake up at 5am instead of 6am...

sesame.m had a manager ask for my 10 yr goal and I was like “will we even be alive in 10 yrs” and they were not into it

me and the homies once we're all vaccinated

Whenever someone says “here’s the situation” you KNOW you’re about to know what the situation here is.

Ur job isn't gonna be automated by ai it's gonna be automated by a series of if else statements don't flatter urself