Not tweeted in 4 years and 9 months. Where has time gone?

Jet lag is unbelievable. Only just woken up! Missed my haircut FML

Man Utd vs Saints and Barcelona vs Atletico.

Tadic's celebration.... He's no Balotelli. Luckily.

He may have won the battle, but I won the war :)

There is snow on the ground in Portsmouth but nothing to be seen here 😭

Strong wind outside

Eating all the Twirls in Cadbury Heroes 😍

New 1 Series looks beautiful

Heated blanket set to the lowest setting for 9 hours. Good night sleep ahead!

George the poet - Cat D.

Eating too much these days

The BMW M4 - it's red hot! Awesome pic from yesterday's shoot by Anthony Fraser Dave Loman

James Milner MVP

Last minute winner for Chelsea... FFS

Not tweeted in ages.

Ordered new trainers today, two pairs 😋

V10 WOW Lamborghini Huracan just went past me. Sounds AMAZING

James Milner to Liverpool. Very good business. Make him captain as well. #topguy