Ladies and gentlemen, the weekday.

Twitter changing it’s design, at a time like this, is totally uncalled for and frankly sort of rude.

I love sandwiches. Send tweet.

😂😂😂 Karl

This is a Robin Wright appreciation tweet. The princess bride, Forest Gump, House of Cards, Wonder Woman, Blade runner 2049, the list goes on… she has an incredible ability to powerfully support her scripts w/o distracting with her celebrity status.

Check on your social media coordinator today.

Can anyone explain to me the thought process of stealing a joke on a platform where you will certainly be found out?

This is something good to discuss. What is the impact of our investments?

This thread 🙌

What a shame, Baton Rouge used to be such a pleasant city. Gotta throw the whole thing away now.

I bet the Queen and Princess Diana are having an interesting little chat right about now. #QueenElizabeth

Well, #MyTwitterAnniversary is today. That’s neat.

75% of Twitter staff walk away from their jobs today, so naturally Hank Green sees it as an opportunity to get #butts trending. This is why he is Hank Green and you are not.

Hey, vote to have a voice in bossing around the richest man in the world. Or don’t, I don’t care what you do.

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