Three people let me cut in line in Aldi today because I only had 2 items and that is the kind Northern spirit I am here for

So annoying that you see the best sunsets driving on the motorway and you can’t stop to appreciate them or take pics

Told my dad I’m going to a night called homoelectric tomorrow and he said “oh so will it be full of pu- the LGBTQ community?” 😭😭 least he tried

This conversation is a waste of time for Whitney, does she not know she’s a f 5 star BABE. She’s above that waste of air #LoveIsland

Just attempted to call someone a cock and my phone changed it to cocktail #sensoring #pg 😂😂

A man on the train woke my friend up and asked her if she would smash plates in Greece 😂😂 erm what 😂😂😂

Hairdresser has just absolutely had me. Bye locks 😑😑😑

Is there anything more stressful than using the self check out with your mum 🤔

Why the fuck didn't I take any pics last night 😣

I'm so full it hurts but when people are offering me food I'm still eating it. Whyyy 😣

I have so much work to do this month it's actually unreal 😪

Uni work on sustainability has dragged so much today I just googled the time to check my laptop clock hadn't stopped working 😑

Now that Snapchat has this map update people who haven't made themselves a bitmoji yet really need to get their lives together

That was the first tweet I've made in 6 months #passionateaboutbitmojis

Can't wait to catch up on love island tomorrow #lol #eyeswideshut #onlystartedwatchingitontuesday #naive #notmytypeonpaper

Fucking plus size I'm dead 😂😂 x.com/garwboy/status…

How nice is the little head massage you get when they wash your hair and the hair dressers 😫😌

Now exams/results/job hunt/grad are all over my skin is finally clearing up 🤗 u dnt notice how much things are affecting u till they're not

GOT was actually epic this week and I've never used the word epic before so what does that tell ya

If it turns out the Kardashian’s aren’t using these 25 days of Christmas photos to gear up for the big Kylie Jenner baby reveal I’m gonna be so pissed off