Rappaport is truly just so awful on Traitors and I cannot stand it

Nobody tells you about the era of your 30's when you realize that a lot of people are actually not good people and don't deserve to be around you.

“I’m not THAT traumatized!” meanwhile you perpetually feel like you’re on thin ice with everybody and that all it’ll take to be abandoned is one unintentional screw-up

Self-brag: Lost 60 pounds and now none of my clothes fit, so I’ll be channeling my inner Adam Sandler from now on 🤷🏼‍♀️

So Trump is just handing out Willy Wonka golden tickets now for citizenship or what?

Stop doing the wave Lenovo Center I BEG!

You guys 😐

Someone on my faceplace just said NC Weather “It’s like watching NC State sports. We have no clue what’s gonna happen, but we do know we are gonna be disappointed.” 😂 😂 😂

I love hockey so much 🥲🥲

Moved to NC from the Midwest so we’d be 25 minutes from the beach and not deal with freakishly cold weather… 😑😑😑 Two years in a row? Really?

Bro I hate fuck ass Tom Wilson

And now we have fucking Doug Shows out here with HIS fuck ass officiating - I AM SO SICK OF OFFICIATING

This is also how I look at Brady Tkachuk

Hockey tweets that preceded VERY fortunate events (for the Carolina Hurricanes)

ROSTER UPDATE | Seth Jarvis has been added to 🇨🇦's Men's Olympic Team, replacing Brayden Point. MISE À JOUR | Seth Jarvis s’ajoute à la formation de l’équipe olympique masculine du 🇨🇦 en remplacement de Brayden Point. #MilanoCortina2026 | Hockey Manitoba

Need an Olympic Jarvy jersey ASAP

Hey quick question… what the fuck is wrong with people?

Just had my first ever unsuccessful concert ticket attempt and I am unwell.

So… maybe third times a charm FedEx or?

My chair has arrived - I am way more excited for this office setup than I should be. It’s the little joys in life 🥲