Despatch box 🐐

5 points clear at the top and David Coote is about to lose his job. Jurgen Klopp this one is for you ❤️

When your hatred of one man (Klopp) and a group of people (other bloke refers to “we hate Scousers”) runs so deep that it leads to disinhibited behaviour like this where your hatred overwhelms the fact that you are doing something that majorly risks your job, then those feelings

Love or hate but he turns into prime Lionel at the Despatch box

Farmers supporting Farage...this country is full of fucking idiots.

Your team plays like it too mate

Pep Guardiola welcome to the Arne Slot penitentiary

Everybody’s bald ‘til a real baldy walks in the room

£85 grinch

Went well

I live in a universe where we're top of the league and this is a headline, what a time to be alive

I’m so pressed. This combination of Steve Mcmanaman mispronouncing Szoboszlai, Chris Kavanagh deciding he’s not the ref, Rio Ferdinand existing and us playing shit is going to get me sectioned by full time. Head’s gone.

Alisson Becker has just dropped one of the greatest away European performances in goal for Liverpool ever. Absolutely out of this world from the big man

Wish we were run like united

"I'm one of the scousers" "It was always Liverpool" Not one player in the world I'd rather captain Liverpool than this fella. The best defender to ever play the game and Red through and through. Go and lift that Premier League title, you gorgeous man.

Liverpool FC. Premier League champions.

For someone who’s English is a second language how is he such a wordsmith

I can't stop laughing 😂