After being drunk for two and a half weeks in Mexico, I’ve decided I will be drunk all of 2023! Cheers 🥳❤️

i hate airports

if it’s one thing I’m going to do on this trip, it’s miss a flight 🤦🏽‍♀️🥲

stop bringing your bf in the strange love girls bathroom

i’m sorry but if you’re 5’2 what do u need a 6’4 man for?? stop being silly

bff break ups hurt more than relationship break ups

life gave me no choice but to b evil im so serious

Why can’t I just tolerate lactose 🥲

Some people don’t deserve you. Don’t let them think that they do

I can’t wait to leave this state

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me w/ my bday shake :p try it when u order my bday meal

Ate a glizzy in almost every major city in Texas 🥰