Just spent an hour teaching my father how google drive works & I still don’t think he comprehends

happy halloween

ew omg 😭

my day is ruined

“Jesus was a carpenter” express shipping my stan card application IMMEDIATELY

just wanna put on record I would leave my man for her

“your credit card statement is available for you to view” fuck you

I could never murder anyone. The dog hair on my clothes would be left at the scene, they’d dna test my dog and my goose is cooked.

nothing makes me happier than a zoom meeting with everyone’s camera off

If I was at the club, you know I balled, Chemo

me today

Holding back tears during a zoom meeting is a canon event

My band was gone, but it felt like 12500 of you all were up there on stage with me. Thank you for two of the most beautiful experiences I’ve ever had performing live. Life gave me lemons and I said stop giving me lemons I gotta figure out what to do about this Melbourne show.

A legend 😭

that espresso song by the little blonde bitch goes crazy i'm sorry

this bitch…….

oh my GOD?

I told you not to go through his phone girl

do you even know about the semi-annual peoples princess weather window