Pluribus is like if The Good Place was horrible

Went from 20 screens a game to 45, GGs

Mike McDonald said he only sees his son for 30 minutes a week. People acting like the former Vikings GM spending two weeks with his 1st born and wife who had a hard pregnancy is outlandish. Being an absentee father is nothing to celebrate and it's pathetic.

You need to be PDA-maxing. Kissing your wife on the cheek. Holding her in a tight hug for far too long. Pinching or slapping her on the rear at random times during the day. Wrapping her in your arms from behind while she's trying to cook dinner. Your kids should be groaning and

Well, that’s one way to get down the hill A Calvert County, MD sheriff’s deputy leaving a residence decides to turn off his bodycam and slide down the hill. “Let me turn this off first.” He probably didn’t realize the Ring doorbell camera would catch it all and make him go

i’m tired of the learned helplessness in general! no one can do anything anymore. you can’t cook, can’t read, can’t go out, can’t make friends… stop making excuses and start trying! “but capitalism!” ok sure but fight back. reclaim even the tiniest portion of your life, my god!

People thinking there’s only two sides to everything has done horrific damage

It’s time for American schools to seriously start flunking students & making them redo grade levels again. You either go to summer school & work for those credits or just do the same grade over again bc you failed the basics & parents who make excuses for their kid need humbling.

Darnold’s mechanics are so lethargic

Coby Bryant has tried to kill himself all game

Where have I been? What is this? 🤣🤣

Was always on Zach’s side…. AG might’ve actually been robbed lmao

OH MAMA DON'T YOU CRY 🦅 USA HOCKEY IS GOLDEN FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1980 🥇🇺🇸

Smelling gas/smoke while you driving the funniest scariest shit ever like hold on brah dat aint my shit is it

There was a really weird trait to MeToo, where as a man you had to take it very seriously, and take the rules very seriously, but you weren't allowed to acknowledge the rules or imply that there was any effort at all in following them, because that suggested you were someone who

My most boomer coded opinion is that we have normalised ~too much~ regarding appearances. Why are you outside in pyjamas? Why are pimple patches neon and obnoxious instesd of being designed to be discreet? Why are you wearing rollers at the supermarket? Bring back standards.

Commanders get Taron Johnson and move Mikey to outside we might be cooking

Immediately associating black people and monkeys is far more racist than 90% of the things people get offended over