real

psychologists say if you recognize these photos you have been traumatized

You ever look at someone and just wanna

"nick and charlie "we have almost said to wait 1-2 years i love you" to see them actually say it"

Weird behaviour

Gotta love those small wins

Simulation shows what happens to human body in a submersible implosion

I asked the bartender for a non alcoholic mimosa and I thought he was gonna laugh in my face but he happily made it for me and I said “oh thank you I thought you’d think I was lame for ordering it” and he said “it’s never lame to be sober!” I hope he lives the best life ever 🥹🩷

me trying not to say anything when i’m in a bad mood

they don’t make movies like this anymore:

me: “i’m not dramatic” also me:

they don't make movies like these anymore:

Me smiling at you because I didn't hear anything you just said

Ai peaked here

Something about Disney XD never sat right with my spirit

A thread of unserious celebrity moments during the pandemic:

being a new parent is so funny. the other night the baby woke up and his hands were cold so I googled “baby’s hands cold at night” and all the results were like “yeah sometimes babies’ hands get a little cold at night” I don’t know what I expected