Me when my alarm wakes me up

This is my biggest fear every time I take Olivia to Jacks.. that bish luvssss some chicken 😂😂

My dog when she’s about to throw up

wasn’t me

When you’re trying to sleep but your dog won’t stop barking

All I gotta say is don’t come back when I got my shit together ... bc me and mines gonna have it alllllll. I can promise you that.

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Sometimes the trash just takes itself out

Hi, it’s me. I’m this person. Still out here trying to get a job. 🙃

as meredith grey once said “i make no apologies for how i chose to repair what you broke”

I’m marrying an ex. ...yeah, that’s gonna be a no from me, dawg.

Elementary: gas station attendant/Britney Spears Middle School: civil rights lawyer High School: elementary teacher College: teacher➡️respiratory therapist Career: registered respiratory therapist 🤪

I miss living with @JadeDriskill😭 #913forever

You can’t do the distress signal during intake #60DaysIn Jacob:

I need followers on twitter so if you would kindly retweet this and follow me I will give you a compliment.

Hey Arby's, I’m gonna need to know what’s up with the jalapeño poppers situation.. This pregnant mama can’t handle another breakdown in the drive-thru because her favorite snack is sold out. 😭