What a race! #BritishGP

Six and a half years after my stage 3 melanoma and eighteen months after it returned in my lung I’ve just had two new scans come back clear again. Thank you NHS!

Ant Middleton was sentenced to 14 months in prison for the unlawful wounding of a male police officer and the common assault of a female police officer. Incredibly, he now wants to be the Mayor of London. He’s going to be disappointed.

Just thinking back to January when the club said they’ll be no signings because they’re fully focussed on the summer transfer window. Fucking useless 😂

Natural causes

Since 2016... Own up Nigel Farage MP

“You’re a sick person if you are celebrating Christian Horner being sacked.” Me:

Kier Starmer to Nigel Farage: "He has no interest in fixing any of these problems, as it suits him better to milk them and exploit them." Nail pretty much squarely on the head there #PMQs #PoliticsLive

The only stat that matters:

Cheers Keir, Nigel's crying now.

Reform UK producing quality candidates yet again

These blue nose bellends are hilarious. Sir Alex won the lot with academy players and without 115 charges. 12 years on, he’s still routinely seen at Old Trafford

ICYMI: waiting lists are down again with Labour.

If Gaza is the biggest issue in your life, you should recognise that you are very privileged.

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Conservatives The Brexit boat crossings?

'i don't know' final boss

🚨 NEW: The Pope is Catholic

Lads we’re actually playing nicely #MUFC

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