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Jasmine

@_itsjas0

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calendar_today04-06-2009 16:30:56

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coworker: i know exactly what ima do when i get off shift.. im going to go downstairs, get waffles, get dunkin, play video games, jerk off, go to bed 😂😂😂😂😂 NOT THIS CONVERSATION AT THE NURSES STATION

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*popping my acrylics off with my mouth* my coworker: 😦😦 ay you hood asf 😂😂😂 not even gonna cap, it hurt a little to do what i did

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i keep having this dream of being attacked (the setting keeps changing) and idk if its a new fear i developed or a premonition

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not me having a patient with all textbook MI symptoms and the Dr denying my request for a stat EKG ... guess who pushed the rapid button 🙂 guess whose patient had ST / T wave elevations positive for an MI 🙂🙂🥲 guess whose BP went from systolic 199 to 240 🫣

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how are we going to talk about me lacking communication skills then doing the same thing except the middle man is always gonna spill what is being said LOL