"It only hurts this much right now" Was what I was thinkin' the whole time #MidnightsTaylorSwift #TSmidnighTS

never take advice from someone who’s falling apart #MidnightsTS

everyone i introduce myself to immediately compliments me on what a beautiful name i have… after they mispronounce it twice.

dear becca eddows (taylor’s version) saw SIX 👑 today. it was fantastic! from the minute the curtain opened, all i kept thinking was how much you would have loved it. i thought back on the convo we had with Erin Keif about it and fuck did it live up to the hype! miss you💛 #fuckcancer

they’re just actually targeting music directly at me now.

alright becca eddows (taylor’s version) you win. i’ll watch the damned pjo show. miss you #fuckcancer

It turns out, @tiffanydcross had the most prescient political analysis of this election cycle. Florida is, indeed, the dick of America

Bob Iger returning to Disney after Bob Chapek said adults don’t watch animated movies:

Disney Adults right now after hearing Bob Iger is back and Bob Chapek is fired

when your niece is as obsessed with your Owala as you are… obviously you have to buy her a baby owala. needless to say she is the happiest little girl with her emotional support water bottle. she will be the most hydrated girl on the playground!

raise your hand if you’ve been personally victimized by Hilo Life Snacks when they discontinued their cheddar puffs

ummm Box Box why aren’t my widgets working anymore 😭😭😭

Sky Sports you should really either fire or suspend martin brundle. he’s not just embarrassing himself on tv right. he’s being blatantly biased and borderline racist on your network. he’s been doing it for years, and a lot of us, around the world, are over it. do the right thing