Cool.

Sometimes I meet people that didn't grow up in dysfunction and I'm just baffled. So you're like... Normal? No trauma at all? I have many questions.

Obviously

Y'all ever had to call the cops on your own dad? Straight whacker.

For fucks sake got really into red dead online yesterday and now I can't even load in. What the fuck

Ever wake up from a weird dream and just think "What the H E double FUCK was that about?"

Happy Birthday Keanu

Made a song. It's not done, but I figured that I might as well post it. Take a listen, if you want. soundcloud.com/nbdy-701493257…

Who else just always feels like "I fucked up and I have no clue how to fix it."

Hey man, if you have people you love, show them that you love them today. If you don't, that's cool too. Don't get all down on yourself show yourself that you need love too.

Happy birthday, Kurt.

Hey, drink some water. Like seriously, now. Water. Thanks.

Shut the fuck up and listen to your heart. You big fuckin Goof.

Life, like this tweet, is short. It can be hard sometimes, it's always okay to ask for help. There's no shame in it. Also drink more water, Doofus.

Hey uh God? I've got some complaints about the new update.

Ouch. That one... That one hurt.

Discovering the truth about ourselves is a lifetime's work, but it's worth the effort. -Fred Rogers

Bitchin'

I should've known she was for the streets when she said she didn't like Fallout 2

Rest in peace, Gaston.