been that bitch, still THAT bitch 🫶🏼

i genuinely understand why my mom wanted to know everything before i could go to sleepovers or someone’s house in general. name, phone, address, who is in the house, all of that. i get it.

People wanna drink like Mexicans but don’t wanna work like one

I will expect nothing less from my next

Living on my own is too fucking lit 😮‍💨

200% buzzed

Lol ty

Lmfao y’all dumb

love being a mom 10/10

100% had my fun… this shit is liiiit

mom bod 🫥

if you was wondering yea boy I’m still that bitch lmao!

At sum point u gotta realize ain’t nun more important den gettin yo life together

🏌️‍♀️

Cheek and neck of a 92-year-old female, who used UV-protective moisturizers on her face but not on the neck for 40+ years. onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.11…

a lot of shit is so beneath me now, I’d be disrespecting myself entertaining it

let’s skip to the part where my day gets better

Hmmmmm

wow