ChatGPT took away the N9,900 subscription in Nigeria and left no other option but to pay the standard $20 (N31,500). Meanwhile google almost instantly introduced the Gemini plus plan for emerging markets at under N4,000 per month. I really love capitalism induced competition.

7th oct, na who get connection fit reach November without begging 😭😭😭. Allah ka tsare mana mutunci kar muyi blackmailing mutane 😭😭😭😭

I don’t blame you. Architects are always the first line of defense to be criticized. But don’t forget that we’re currently living in a developer-centric epidemic.

CAIR National The Nobel Prize María Corina Machado Kissinger has one. Obama has one. The European Union has one. What more proof do you need that this prize isn’t for peace, but for managing empire gracefully?

My friend took himself to the hospital due to excruciating abdominal pain. He was admitted at the emergency ward. After stabilisation and some tests, abdominal CT scan was ordered. The hospital, owned by a top govt agency, couldn’t perform the scan because the equipment for that

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What a loser.

My plan na to use 25k from now to November 3rd

I fit get 12500, make I buy pasta and turkey 13k🤦‍♂️

lost art.

Salary no fit chest the kind lifestyle wey dey my head

Adopt every strategy to survive, failure is hard to explain. ~ Dr. Mustapha Histo.

Nigeria has run its foreign missions without ambassadors for two years now.

Whaaaaaaatt?!?

Nigeria is declining because there’s no consequence for anything. If someone steals from you, you’ll spend money to mobilise police to *attempt* to recover the stolen item. Isn’t it better to just leave the item stolen.

I just need a life changing email. Nothing too hectic

Saw my first iPhone 17 pro in the wild today. Yeah that phone is lowkey ugleee

You get mind to test drive car of 245M

Drafted a meticulously detailed email for over 2 days only for the response to address me as “Dear Sender”

Real😭