You ain’t SHIT, kitten — anyone who tells you otherwise has the palette and the stomach of a bandit who’s living room contains one cardboard box and a spring used to cut open beer bottles. Get new material.

#Borderlands

Hey kiddos, I heard you perverts like hot guys and horses, well I'm the most handsome and my horse is made out of diamonds. You're welcome. #handsomejack

LMAO HE DIED.

ha ha. nut rub.

Don’t listen to Kuro — Yes you are.

Huh. What. I’m four days late, I was blowing up a planet and turning the citizens’ screams into my new mix tape.

Reminder that I got the sharpest teeth than any stinkin’ bandit r’ humanoid in the entire friggin’ galaxy. Everyone else is a poser or jus’ tryin’ to be me. okay. back to jerkin’ it. this has been a PSA from your favorite trillionaire. peace 💛

Oop.

I keep fucking — spillin’ my friggin’ salt n’ pepper cause I’m distracted by —

<3

Wh.

Oh, it’s me time.

COMPLIMENTING.

That’s one typo too much, m’ going.

Hey. Ya’ll suck. Haha. Bye.