I think i'm too awkward for the average human beings liking.

@Ikyliejennerr now i feel relatable. This truly is a day of progress.

Dig a hole in the ground & cover it with leaves to trap ur enemies when they walk by. Or just trap urself & purposely go missing for days

I'm made of a unicorn.

I want food, but I'm so sick of what my house has to offer.

I kinda want a friend, but then again that involves socializing. So is it really worth it?

I'm so bad at this...

We are the children of the night. And we are rising from the grave. To haunt you in your sleep, and drink you from your neck.

Nothing says "I love you" like being punched in the face.

Steal all of the electricity from ur lightbulbs and become extremely powerful, also u'll live in constant darkness, which is cool, actually.

Nothing is real. I know this 'cause I made a deal, with the devil.

Humans kinda annoy me sometimes, but I try to appreciate everyone.

Hi, I exist

Slam dunk ur problems into the basketball hoop , throw a football at the face of ur enemy, become a worldwide tennis legend, stuff like that

Plants are my best friends.

I generally leave my house once every three months.

I am here reminding u to appreciate the simple things, and also the complex things, and destruction, chaos, avoiding cursed artifacts, etc

Good Morning humans.

Greetings

Hii, i'm new! It'd be great if you could RT? Thankksss! 😎