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SLF Punk!

@_hellmouf

I’m the type of person who can handle the boiler room.

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linkhttps://www.instagram.com/hellmouf/ calendar_today07-07-2019 23:53:21

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Thank u to the Philadelphia Phillies and Kyle Schwarber specifically for giving me a win tonight to restore my faith in why I watch sports in the goddamn first place

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Mamdani: if you have a house in NYC that you don’t live in that is worth over $5 million, you have to pay an extra tax on it Guy from my grade school who is now a Suffolk County police officer:

Mamdani: if you have a house in NYC that you don’t live in that is worth over $5 million, you have to pay an extra tax on it
Guy from my grade school who is now a Suffolk County police officer:
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What probably happened: Harry Kalas’ ghost has cursed the Philadelphia Phillies. Conspiracy theory: Castellanos secretly hired an Etsy witch to curse the Philadelphia Phillies after his chaotic departure. #Phillies

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This is simultaneously insidiously right-wing coded and also the plot line for a big budget “Purge” porn parody à la “Pirates.”