i lied, im jealous of evrything pass me the glock

not to trauma dump or anything but during the boston tea party, i was actually thrown into the boston harbor because they thought my body was tea. it was really scary. i almost drowned.

one full year of sticking to it- beyond proud of myself 💪

ㅤ

I’m that friend who is in bed by 9pm and answering your texts at 5:30am

“U r what u eat” I don’t remember eating a bad bitch who’s funny af but ok

gave me cookie got you cookie

Can’t even blame ovulation. This is the real me.

i can't wait to meet someone and realize i was never asking for too much

1 year difference 🫡

PEOPLE. ARE. GOING. TO. TALK. BADLY. ABOUT. YOU. NO. MATTER. WHAT. SO. JUST. DO. WHAT. MAKES. YOU. HAPPY

i hung out with someone for the first time earlier today and he said "i feel like im on a netflix show called friendship on the spectrum" and i cant stop thinking about it

men are soo hot. i wish they were good people.

Receiving this DM from my ex bf from 10 years ago

my sister is sooo 😭

Called out of work today to walk to a park and lay on a blanket. It was either that or kill myself

please don’t be mean to me because i can be meaner and i hate being mean

Am i trippin? or the more you work on yourself the harder it becomes to deal with people that aren't working on themselves.