This or nothing else

Aliens will literally be like:

Elon FUCKED small business Twitter… I was getting 20-30 orders a month and this month I’ve gotten 8… if you see this please RT! All my bongs are 25% Off!

🇧🇧 No need to be up and down hunting fuh road and fete accessories. Shop all of your Crop Over Essentials at Shoe Crush! 📍 Located in Dome Mall, Warrens right next to FLOW! 🕒 Open from 9am - 7pm! #Ad

Hi Barbie! 💖

this is disgusting it should be 30

This is an incredible opportunity for the 1,000 richest people on earth I hope they’re all invited

Not me inside pun a Friday night

Once my app switched to “X” completely I think I’m just gonna stay on threads

The day wunna stop seeing me pun this app is when it update to that new x shite

Sometimes all you really need is a new hairdo

REMINDER. Do not argue or engage w/ these folks bcuz they are now getting $$ for your outrage & engagement.

Mia is kinda like the sorta school principal that does allow nuff dress days and bring de hardest people for school concerts

Her: Hi girl dinner Me:

BIG Yikes Ort men, Das it for me

Even if you in a Benz, you still a nigga in a coup

I've returned for the discourse around trumps mugshot alone. This one for the books 😆

Was dude staring at the sun right before this? (My headcanon is that he was crying)

Just saw the craziesttttttt shooting star, never seen anything like that

#WeTing cruise ticket for sale @ $90