meu nome é Mariana, eu sou uma mulher trans de 22 anos, faço terapia hormonal a 3 anos, mas ultimamente estou sentindo um tesão incessante, e meus peitos enormes não param de crescer.. ando meio preocupada 🤧

Psychiatrist said no stimulants for 3 days and I deadass feel like Bob Odenkirk uncle pussy being dergulated in warm pantry nesquik that has a little too much powder so it's chalky like huffing paint

my life is r/morbidreality

This Gucci mane ass advertisement they kno damn well who they tryna sell this cough syrup to 🤦🏾‍♀️

Took one bite and threw it off my balcony. Ordering Carls Jr. YUCK!

White people be like ohhhh shit fuckkkk oh fuckkkk oh shiiit dude fuckkkk I'm gonna cummm fuck I'm gonna fucking cummmmmmm

I would milk count Chocula's fartbox until he is trembling and shriveled up like an amazonian prune

This blueberry I just ate deadass tasted like uncle pussy and it had loose skin too like an old man neck. I shouldnt have been so naive eating every berry. Damn it! I'm so stupid! I should just die this fucking uncle pussy berry damn irt

Imagine explaining this to your teacher

i took one sip of this thing and my body immediately started experiencing intense full body pains i couldnt finish drinking it

Currently thinking about this quote

idk why robocough would advertise the syrup instead of the tablets the syrup is fucking useless and u get way more w tabs

geometry dash

hazel if ur over the age of 13 and genuinely play geometry dash u dont deserve to live

12 yrs old saying u have no future U LITERALLY HAVE ALL OF UR LIFE LEFT TO LIVE UR LIKE 15% OF THE WAY THROUGH U HAVE ALL THE FUCKING TIME IN THE WORLD