As an able bodied grown adult how is it not embarrassing to drag your feet when you walk

Evan and I are on VERY different sleep schedules so that means I just text him with all my random thoughts while at work for the first five hours when he’s still asleep lmao

If I’m in a bad mood I probably need a Red Bull, nicotine, food or for you to shut the fuck up. Pick one and try it.

First Friday of the week is way worse than second Friday aka Saturday

I’m obsessed with this little bouquet I put together. Get you a man that buys you flowers just so you can have fun arranging them 🥹

I dont know how some of y’all love your jobs because the last thing I want to do every morning is go to my place of employment.

I’d do some questionable things to be able to crack my back like I did in a school desk

My emergency redbull at work is what’s gonna get me through the day

If I say live laugh love please know that I am not living laughing loving.

I miss the days before wireless headphones. Times were so much simpler

It’s a bad day a bad month a bad year maybe but it’s not a bad life.

My prescription safety glasses are one of my favorite worldly possessions. Gold bar goes hard

When I need a cry all I have to do is listen to teddy bear by red sovine. Im gonna cry every time no doubt.

I think the reason I never got Covid is because I firmly believe in the five second rule and I never got tested

Being so far away from нolly is the thing that will never be ok with me

Two hoodies under your FR shirt is how you know you are one cold ass bitch 😭

I go almost the whole year without seeing holly because our work schedules but one thing I know for a fact is I’m gonna see her every October and November.

God bless this app and giving me Juan and thus “Harley like Pure Country” Ok enough of the soft shit, that’s all 🤘🏼

Holding a six your old when they realize that their papaw isn’t coming back is the most soul crushing thing that’s ever happened to me

I dont know why y’all brag about working all the time. 11hr days for a year+ is absolutely the worst things I’ve ever done. Like why do you WANT to do this