#WTF #KidsAreTerrifying #KidArt Me: what are you drawing? 7yo:

First time at ChurchKey tonight. Great beer and double high fives to whoever chose the music!

.Senator Ben Cardin When it's safe to resume normal life again, we're going to need live music and comedy more than ever. Please help NIVA - National Independent Venue Association with federal funding, so small independent venues can survive, and we can #SaveOurStages saveourstages.com

.Rep. Jamie Raskin When it's safe to resume normal life again, we're going to need live music and comedy more than ever. Please help NIVA - National Independent Venue Association with federal funding, so small independent venues can survive, and we can #SaveOurStages saveourstages.com

.Senator Chris Van Hollen When it's safe to resume normal life again, we're going to need live music and comedy more than ever. Please help NIVA - National Independent Venue Association with federal funding, so small independent venues can survive, and we can #SaveOurStages saveourstages.com

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Fantastic weekend at Bleu Garten The Pump @stonecloudbeer The Jones Assembly Powerhouse- Bar & Dance Club Flips (get on twitter, guys!) and @McNellies_OKC

I really relate to this eclipse because I too want attention but don't want anyone to look directly at me.

Quit my miserable job. Can't wait til someone asks what I do so I can say, "I stay home with the plants". 🌵🌵🌵 (also, looking for work 🤞)

The look on my face when I realized Twin Peaks wasn't a David Lynch themed restaurant must have been priceless.

It's Fri-yay, my birthday, and #nationalpizzaday 🍕😎🍕 Doesn't get much better!

Update: it can get better. It's 62* outside and I won a pizza!!!! #nationalpizzaday 🍕🍕🍕🍕The Wedge Pizzeria #bestbirthdayever

Thanks for a great birthday dinner Gorō Ramen ❤️🎉

Perfect night at Bleu Garten #patiovibes #springteaser

My #Lyft driver is shamelessly singing along to Brian Adams! ❤️😎

Forgot to burp my fermenting salsa yesterday and now myself and my kitchen are covered in fizzy habanero juice. How’s your night going?