me after saying “what” for the 3rd time & still not hearing what they said

me: I’m going to study in bed because it’s more comfortable me 3 paragraphs later:

Tom and Jerry never gets old

“don’t you get tired of being alone?” me being alone:

my toxic trait: i'll wake up on time, but lay in bed until i'm late

“i’m just resting my eyes” me actually passing out 5 min later

you just had to be in this era

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“I’m gonna do it later” me when later arrives:

“i’ll tell you tomorrow” me all night :

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