i don’t even know if chuuya is tall enough to rest his chin on dazai‘s shoulder 😭 #太中 #soukoku

I'll bite you.

{Bites Dazai like a feral animal.}

{He smirks smugly.} You told me to bite you! So I did!

ハグの日　＃太中

You 👀

Yes I actually am. Maybe I'm trying to get myself into it on purpose.

お昼寝💤 #太中

*Folds arms over chest* You can't let them have their things in peace, can you? Such an attention seeking man you are.

You're just angry they didn't give you any attention, Dazai. 🧍

Hahahaha, nope! Nah-uh! No thank you! Hard pass! You can keep it!

If a Dazai comes near me, I'm throwing them out the window 💢

Thanks boss... I'll make sure to throw them from the top floor too.

He'd like that so it wouldn't work.

Shut........... What the hell Dazai?!

Just .... learn to shut up once in a while... {He huffs.}

He'll like it... it'll probably make him moan.

Hmm that might work... we should do that.

Sounds good. Teamwork!

You what.