I want a boring president. Entertainment is on Netflix, YouTube and TikTok. Charisma is in Kodong Klan. For presidency, I need less hullabaloo and more visible transformation.

The dopamine of scrolling through Twitter after Arsenal lose

Yeah sex is great but have you ever scrolled on X after Arsenal lose a game and bottle another trophy?

Max Dowman on his way to becoming the youngest player ever to bottle a PL title 🏆👏🏻

“Gyokeres is the missing piece” “Zubimendi is the missing piece” “Eze is the missing piece” “Hincapie is the missing piece”

Arsenal fans won’t like this 😂😂😂😂

Arsenal fans think this is painful. Liverpool got 97 points, lost only 1 game all season and Pep still denied us from Winning the Premier League with just 1 point. What you’re experiencing is just the surface of what Liverpool fans experienced.

Msisahau Assna faked injuries during the international break btw.

I love yappers ju nakuanga apo just prompting.

Kenya 🤝 UK 🇰🇪 🇬🇧 Bien X NSG - 4L

There's a Kikuyu proverb that goes Gîa-atumia gîtîkagio kîarara Our ancestors gave themselves 24hrs before believing anything a woman said.

Getting older is crazy. One wrong pillow angle and your neck is disabled for the entire week. 😭

Don't fight back, don't be a hero.

The only difference between Arsenal and Everton over the last six years is expectations Everton expect to win nothing and win nothing Arsenal expect to win trophies and win nothing 😂

Rest in peace, Shakespeare. You would’ve fucking loved Kanye.

If anyone ever asks you why you love football, show them Paris Saint-Germain vs Bayern München. 🎬

Fyi, I'm a CPA-K. Inakuwaga an added advantage kama unatafta kazi ya udereva.

Amempea za kuingia sugoi under 2hrs

Liverpool na Barca wakichezea Talanta stadium kule kwa mhindi kuna ile market ya "Pitch Invader-Yes/No" 100+ odds,stake high on "Yes" alafu muniachie the rest mamae, patel lazima atarudi Mumbai

Condolences to Arsenal fans much as I know that you are inconsolable right now. Be assured that you will be among the top 4 at the end of it