My problem is I’m in my 20’s & want to settle down & be committed to one person forever 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

“Cranberry juice nasty” Me:

you said…but then you… alr.

but you did a good job of really FCKIN UP MY DAY!!!!!

no one deserves this fat juicy heart of mine

i’m very grateful to have a job to go to everyday...but FUUUUUCK, SHIIIIIT, DAAAAMMIT

“te ves más feliz” es que lo estooooy

drink your cafesito y a chingarle reina

oh look another beautiful day. should we all quit our jobs and get margaritas outside?

my intuition is insane like why do I even know these things

mi red flag es que necesito saber todo aunque me duela

pues ya hay q organizar la fiesta de Halloween no?

Cuando valoras lo que eres, atraes lo que mereces!! ✨

Latinos voting for trump.

Why yall acting surprised that Trump is winning cousin fucker states