executive dysfunction is so crazy the book is right fucking there just read it. it's on your nightstand, asshole. why are you just laying there. do something. ANYTHING.

i even procrastinate things i actually wanna do i don’t play about procrastination

my girls understood the assignment.

Showed up early. Set the bar. And the bar was never reached.

got eaten up by BOTH percy jackson adaptations this is embarrassing

funeral food be so good i be forgetting who tf died

mind you i don’t even know what she looks like but i know her when i see her

#pavoni #PuntaMarina

si è vestita da pavone di punta marina pronta a cagare di notte in mezzo alla strada

gracie abrams. thank you, my fujo sister . i forgive your father for his star wars crimes

Seeing this and realizing it was hidden underneath the hood— a crime

questi sono andati a infilarsi in una discarica in culo al mondo per fare birdwatching quando avrebbero potuto tranquillamente fare la stessa cosa con molti km in meno e in un ambiente più sano ammirando i pavoni romagnoli mangiare le piadine

BASTÁÄÆÃÀA WAAÁÆE

se finiamo in lockdown questa è la volta buona che i pavoni si prendono tutto

world: at war italian subplot: noah’s ark i guess