My favourite part about today is that my mums friends came over to help her decorate for my bridal shower and they were all hanging out with me, so my mum had to kick ME out of the house so she could get help decorating since it’s a surprise LMAOOOOOOO 🤣

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My country lovin’ soul somehow made it 27 years on this earth in blissful peace, and then Eric Wardell asked me if I knew the song “Accidental Racist” by Brad Paisley and LL Cool J.

I had never heard it.

I was so much happier back then.

I’m so mad this exists in the universe.

Happy Caturday, Aimée Morrison. Life is hard and I miss you more than ever right now, but I’m at my mum’s and Phineas is a cutie.

Well, @uwaterloo and UWaterloo Arts , between 5pm and now, someone went to a lot of effort to scrape the #Pride flag sticker off my door, a door with many other more easily ripple things. Other doors' pride stickers have the corners pried up. This feels targeted.

I just got an email from a gym I went to like 10 years ago. The subject line was “do you want to live forever?”

Respectfully, no, no I don’t. I actually passively hope I die about 12 times a day. Thanks, though 🙄

Andrew & Neptune 😍

Neptune still needs some tank decor, but we’re working on it!

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Don’t do this. Ever.

Not long after setting up the RIDE line it was reported to Waze in excess of 100 times. Sharing RIDE locations could have devastating consequences. Keeping our roadways safe is a shared responsibility. #drpsride23

In other news, COVID is still kicking my butt. My exhaustion is only getting worse, and I have a cluster headache from hell. My skin hurts. I’m crabby. I’m so bored and so frustrated. I’m feeling sad and lonely and angry. I hate this shit.

BACK OFF GET YOUR OWN SHORTSTOP!!!!!

The amount of shit I know about drugs and prison and city jail and just general illegal shit solely from the people I serve at my job is enough to keep almost any kid on a straight(er) path.

I wanna start a new beyond scared straight but it’ll be at my office 😂

We had to say goodbye to Aurora today. I already miss her so much. I’ll love her until the day I die.

Enjoy rainbow bridge sweet girl. I’ll see you again, someday.

I just finished an emerg shift in rural Ontario today.

I saw an elderly patient who didn’t have a family doctor. I asked the nurses if there’s a clinic accepting patients

RN: No but they can put their name on the wait list.

Me: How long is that?

RN: About 4yrs.

What?

I lost someone very special to me, but I can’t talk about it freely because of my job. It’s completely understandable, but these losses are also so incredibly lonely and hard to work through.

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Well, I just ate 6 pounds of chicken wings in my pyjamas.

The occasion is nothing, I’m just hungry.

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