Gachagua can't fool me. Every time he says "Rais" it comes out lovingly instead of derogatory.

Mimi naye injili ya Maraga nitaeneza,online na kwa ground😌you can also make it your duty to do so🥹tujichagulie one of a kind president.

Sorry but people who dont cook as they clean deserve a beating. Unaachia nani vyombo chafu

🤣🤣🤣 naeza lia aki

Sauti Academy did us a solid with the current music scene. Nearly every one of my favs is an alumnus.

Izo mate zimakaukia kwa mdomo. Yuck

Nimerecruit 2 of my colleagues into the #Maragang. The only way is up up

Mkae chini mjue vile tutarudi maandamano

So bado Kenyans wataenda hell au we've served our time? This is kinda giving purgatory.

Akufe.

Uku fuel prices zinasoma wantam 😭

MAANDAMANO!! 21ST TUESDAY APRIL - 2026 BADO MAPAMBANO!!!!!!! #RutoMustGo

It’s been almost two years, kina Rex walidhani tulikomboa nchi kitambo kumbe it’s worse than they left it 🤧

If you want to have a Hungarian moment, vote Maraga. You'll disappoint the US, IMF, World Bank, former coloniser and every other nation and institution that influences our policy and how this country is managed since 1963. He is the only candidate who can set us free.

🫢🫢🫢

I'm trying to celebrate that lineup ya Blankets but no, the government won't let me have that. #ruto needs to go!

Side quest for next month (hope I remember) Run into a restaurant and loudly ask, “Where am I? What time is it? What YEAR is this?!” When told the year, I’d fall on my knees and say “You have to vote him out! Terrible things happened in the future I came from.”

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