me on my birthday

Insurance is the biggest scam in our country right behind taxes.

Didn’t you idiots vote for Trump because you wanted lower gas prices, lower grocery prices, no new wars, and a full release of the Epstein files? How is that going?

8AM before 7AM on your work your day off

This economy is so fucked, you'll be sitting here thinking you're bad with money, and all you did was buy food.

I…. I remember you….

Smoke weed at my funeral.

Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files. Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files. Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files. Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files. Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files. Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files. Don’t stop.

back on my ferb shit ion wanna talk

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how it feels to type in your email and password with a remote

i’ve lived a million and 3 lives since then

EVERYTHING KEEPS COSTING MONEY!!