“Why are you so annoying?”

😉

“I don’t talk about my love life because every time I do Saddam kills someone.”

“Aww!!!”

“Good boy! You’ve grown up so fast!”

“You’re the best, Chris! How have you been?”

“Oh, I am good. I’ve missed you!”

“If you’re ever free or anything we could get lunch.”

“Really? I mean, that’s a little stalker-ish. But, I am flattered you think about me at all. I think about you a lot too.”

“Aww. Chris, you shouldn’t be saying sorry. I am the one who goofed things up. I still love you too.”

❤️!!! “You look handsome!”

“Yeah, but I am the one who kept seeing him. I couldn’t make up my mind. That wasn’t fair to either of you. So, I am sorry for that. I was an asshole.”

“I love it, Chris!”

“I was immature, Chris. I didn’t know what I wanted. Now, I realize how toxic Saddam is.”

“That’s so sweet of her. We should make her some vegan gluten free cookies.”

“Chris is just the greatest! I am in love again!”

“Don’t ever change who you are for me or anyone. I love you how you are. You’re perfect.”

“Come on over and we can bake them together.”

“Can’t wait!” ❤️

“I want that too, Chris. Maybe we should give it another try?”