the concept of the company feeling sorry that you have a uti and giving you a little treat

this actually makes me want to cry - props to her and all of the performers I would have thrown an adult tantrum and left

firing up the “never leaving this site” sign once again

It’s so cute when my niblings tell me my own family lore. “AUNTIE!!! DID u know i have a other auntie whats in rehab” “That was me honey” “No she’s homeless then had to go to rehab” “Still me” “No she almost died & then almost went to jail &-” “Habibi, i promise that’s also me”

the company saw this post and sent me an actual treat 😭

read this. DO NOT look up anything about it. just read it. it's only like 200 pages u can download it on audible it's only like four hours. do it right now i'm very extremely serious.

Holy SHIT this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen, there is simply no way anyone thought this would work

Why is her command of language so bad tbh

Yall remember this

I DID pick up this Needlewoman and Needlecraft magazine from the 1940s, though, in amazing condition, and it still has the transfer tucked in the center

julie gourinchas ☞ open to queries In the name of our lord Bigolas Dickolas Wolfwood we pray, amen.

I'm cropping the name because my response isn't against her sentiment- but my ex constantly tried to get me to sell the house and live in an rv while he continued to "build his business" and I said no and thank God because he was planning to take the money and abandon our family

Update: We are now officially dating LMFAO

westy 韋斯蒂 𓅇 i'm convinced the promotion of "dubai chocolate" on social media via paid ads & influencer spots is a government-funded campaign to suppress search indexing on the rich dudes there flying in instathots to shit on them

as a person with a background in affordable housing, a lot of people would rather literally sleep in a tent

this is scabbing btw and is a pretty bad look tbh

(2/2) after months of hounding the rights organization to fix it, i eventually got complete backpay for the songs in question and the original unclaimed recording from earlier. total was like $50k i think lol unrelated: my stuff has also been used in the kardashians’ show(s) 🙃

Strongly recommend following the Portuguese Water Dog reddit. The comments are like, "My sweet puppy whom I LOVE has somehow figured out how to start fires. I'm covered in burns. Any tips???" And every response is like, "Sounds like you're too stupid to own a dog. Try cats."

san!! ✨ i dont understand how people could live any other way than this i don't understand being with someone and not writing poems for them or planning the wedding theme every waking moment of your life. i just dont get it like. how can u not live in permanent aching longing

was buying something at the Apple Store yesterday and the dude helping me started off with "do you use ChatGPT?" and when I said "no." he looked utterly stumped as to where he was meant to take the conversation from there