cows fucking love music & it is the wildest thing to watch 😭 x.com/buitengebieden…

I will marry the man who keeps my Dunkin’ order in his wallet

My tia typing up the Declaration of Independence in 1776

I told the nail lady i wanted a manicure and she told me i didn’t need one... ok

not sure who needs this tonight but one day you’ll look back and be thankful that it went God’s way and not yours.

I’ve passed 3 cops today going well above the speed limit and haven’t got pulled over. God is good

I was telling a story about my brother and his gf and someone said “are your brother and gf still together” i said “no he’s dead.” and the silence was so LOUD

Facebook 💀😂😂😂

Six year old gets welcomed back to school after beating leukemia x.com/buitengebieden…

Sonic workers literally ask to be ran over.

Every time i pass by a mirror i shake my ass just to make sure i still got it

i really hate how y’all can say whatever to me but the minute i say something back i got a bad attitude & im the most evil bitch on earth. SPARE ME 😭😭

i don’t fucking care who i lose anymore as long it’s not me again

Life humbled me early....That’s why ion’t act like y’all.

Why is gas 4 dollars a gallon when Jesus already paid the ultimate price

i think we should bring back TBH’s because some of you needa hear about yourselves

changing my i-should-have-known-betters to “i know better now”. all the past versions of me made who i am today. i am thanking her. i am honoring her. i am forgiving her.