"I need a volunteer to try something I've made!"

~☆ giving birth to three babies and then having to run from your own village 😭 alma the real one..

"Did you know that snakes are just tails with a face?"

~☆ YEAH, more monster events! and then i'll do a monster kissing event 👹

"In my defense, I only ever have good intentions!" What a bad liar.

"Ohh.. ~ She's become a fiance now? I've only been gone a few days. That was long enough to get over your big problem, I see! Good for you!"

"How do you know I wasn't orchestrating it all from a distance? You're welcome. ♡ "

*good thing happens that Cosmo had nothing to do with* Cosmo: yeah that was me, how great am I *bad thing happens that was entirely Cosmo's fault* Cosmo: 🚶‍♂️

"Don't be unnecessarily rude. Aren't I invited to the wedding?"

"I'll see you there anyway." 😘

"Your lovely sister could help with that, I'm sure. But really, I haven't actually done anything to have you treat me so cruelly."

Still selling those passion potions for real.......... just saying

"Don't be foolish. A person can't themselves be bad luck. You of all people should understand that."

~☆ you're all safe for another night ♡ shoves cosmo into a hole to sleep 💤

The centipede is back... {🧍🏻‍♂️}

I'm a bitch.

"If anyone sees a snake, don't get too excited... she scares easily."

... You remind me of the babe.

"I wonder what a nightmare tastes like..."