WELCOME TO MCDONALDS WILL YOU BE USING YOUR MOBILE APP TODAY

me when i’m in love 😂

I took 4 days PTO last week. My coworkers were asking how my vacation was and I said “what vacation? I was home” apparently I’m crazy for wanting to get paid for staying home, sleeping, running errands, cleaning, hanging with my dog ?? anyways it was magical

Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

Don’t just wait til the next morning to get more gas. You will not remember. Please just do it on your way home and you will be much happier

I keep it alive don’t worry

No seriously having a child would ruin my life.

we gotta stop caring about what other people say about our interests, they make us happy and that's all that matters really, life is truly too short to be embarassed by what we like omfg

if you send me a surprise alarm at 4:45am i'm sending u to god

god knew not to make these mfs fast

getting a wax is wild 😭😂 like you really just be bust open talking to the lady like its nothing

No

IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO TAKE A NAP AND STILL HAVE A HEADACHE WHEN YOU WAKE UP. LIKE NO I SHUT IT OFF AND BACK ON AGAIN WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE

Sometimes walking away is the only option. Not because you want to make someone miss you, or realize they took you for granted. But because you finally respect yourself enough to know that you deserve better.

hardest pill i’ve had to swallow this year so far was learning that no matter how good you can be to someone, no matter how long you’ve been there for them, no matter how much you love them.. that they CAN & they WILL turn their back on you & there's nothing you can do but detach

I used to date a guy who thought women who were on their periods NEEDED chocolate. Like it was a medical necessity. We dated for several years and lived together, and every month, he ran to the store for chocolate and tampons. I never corrected him. I regret nothing.

WHO BLOCKS ON FUCKING SPOTIFY??