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Kept the soapbox going last night with Ben Kentish on LBC - me from 2hr 36 ish globalplayer.com/catchup/lbc/uk…

no one is worse than the british at food, fine us all a million pounds re pineapple pizza gate for The i Paper inews.co.uk/opinion/100-fo…

★★ Making Babies is too intrusive – even for Katie Price 🖋️ Emily Watkins trib.al/qSNjTIk

I'm calling time on captain tom chat, no more, I can't bear it For The i Paper inews.co.uk/opinion/the-ca…

"The final came up against what is both #TheTraitors biggest problem and arguably its most interesting feature – that is, the game offers no rewards for playing it well." My review for The i Paper ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ inews.co.uk/culture/televi…

Where does influence end and responsibility begin? When is it OK to lie? And how big can the gap between appearance and reality become before something snaps? ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ for Apple Cider Vinegar The i Paper inews.co.uk/culture/televi…

Opinion | For those who still fancy the experience, life has other metrics besides money 🖋️ Emily Watkins 🔗 trib.al/OXsd6wr

Opinion | How can young people be happy? They need to grow up 🖊️ Emily Watkins trib.al/jtGUzqR

All aboard the bonkers murder train for The i Paper 🚂 inews.co.uk/culture/arts/m…

Looking for case studies for a feature on #moneydysmorphia - do you spend money like water even though you've got none to spare? Or does spending fill you with anxiety, even though there's plenty in the bank? Hit me up #journorequest

Also for the #moneydysmorphia piece - looking to speak to an expert in the psychology of finance, to help me puzzle out whether money dysmorphia is becoming more prevalent, and how we can avoid it 💸💸#journorequest

I've nobly sifted the book club podcast wheat from the book club podcast chaff - feat 🗣️ BUY FOUR STARS BY JOEL GOLBY, The Book Club Review podcast, Sara & Cariad's Weirdos Book Club, BBC Radio 4 Bookclub and Books and Boba, for The i Paper inews.co.uk/culture/books/…

Also, #GetMillieBlack is excellent. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ for The i Paper inews.co.uk/culture/televi…

Never knowingly not-cross with the royal family ✨ For The i Paper inews.co.uk/opinion/thanks…

Why we love to read about bad things happening to rich people 🖋️ Emily Watkins trib.al/4Ycqzgv

Feeling wildly nostalgic for topshop circa 2008, being 15 and trying on all the different people we wanted to be. For The i Paper inews.co.uk/opinion/why-wo…

Snuck into the guardian to remind you guys to behave yourselves in cafes theguardian.com/commentisfree/…