adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill

this diva omg

At the art museum whispering “gorgina” in front of all the art

Today someone told me I look 28 when I’m 34

Honestly I love Saturdays. Smoked a little, Starbucks is on the way and I’m rotting away watching shitty movies🫶

I think Taylor Swift will announce her pregnancy on NYE. I don’t care about this I just have a sense of when people are pregnant.

They ran out of stickers where I voted, hope my sticker made your damn child happy. They can’t even vote yet…

I cannot tell you how many people have called me today and I’ve watched it go to voicemail.

wearing single digit jean size for the first time in many many years🤯🔥💪🏼

LORD GET THIS FULL MOON THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!

Being an adult fucking sucks no wonder my mom used to always beat me

accidentally spent all my life making sure everyone around me feels comfortable, only to realize i never felt comfortable the whole time

I cannot WAIT to see what everyone bought their children while I drink my mimosa 🥹🫶

2024 was the year of the lesbian! Except the actual lesbians, we struggled.. so you’re welcome.

Diplo looks like a hot dad but like also he’s about to ruin my life. Can’t wait to read the book.

Men driving the speed limit gives me the ICK.

SNL50 is bad bad bad 🫠

INSOMNIA SUCKS