RIP Pat Tillman

You guys remember that one level from Tak and the Power of Juju where you go sand boarding? That was cool as hell

Hey does anyone know if there are any movies that ants really hate that I can leave playing in my living room and bedroom all day?

AITAH for ordering 999 McDoubles? They open at 9am..

We can't always fight nature, John. We can't fight change. We can't fight gravity. We can't fight nothing. My whole life, all I ever did was fight. - But I can't give up, neither. I can't fight my own nature. That's the paradox, John. You see?

Wife is away on business. So I’m standing on the same 😎

RIP Pat Tillman

giving my wife my McDonald’s monopoly things like hey babe I got you this garbage. Enjoy

Your own. Personal. Pingus

Where is the Chinese nerf gun I ordered it’s been MONTHS

How many Covid boosters am I allowed to get at once

Couples Halloween costume idea: Uncle Kracker and Aunt Jemima

me last week versus me today

Folding my wife’s laundry like it’s a napkin

Right to bear arms but if you do then 6 retarded high school dropouts will shoot you dead

God fucking dammit my stupid sex is on fire again

Chinese nerf gun finally came in. Got my seventeenth Covid booster yesterday. War with Iran has begun. I am deeply conflicted

Im so fucking sick of people not knowing the difference between a table fork and a tea fork

MASTER CHIEF JUST WISHED ME A HAPPY BACHELOR PARTY