Dd'Artagnan: I sleep with a knife under my pillow. Porthos: Weak. I sleep with a gun under mine. Athos: You’re both pathetic. Aramis: What killer weapon do you sleep with then, Mr. Badass? Athos, proud and confident: Milady.

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Lessons we all learnt, except, apparently, Aramis: if you sleep with the Queen, your head might gain independence from your body.

||I'll get to the chaos in a bit — friends are over for dinner

||This can only improve if Athos and Porthos are sitting next to them with a bucket full of popcorn between them

|| I have the Things we never said playlist in the background while I sew and aaaaah all the hurts

||Paris is suffering a heatwave, increased temps all around. The heatwave in question:

||The vibes? That video of that little girl saying "I bave" "I bubuful"

||He does not like when she laughs /at him/ though

||Thank fuck this sewing project is getting finished today or else

i love going "oh no how could this have happened" @ my OCs with tragic lore like I was a bystander and not the god that doomed them

||Gah I didn't remember these 😭

||The way my autocorrect suggest /fart/ whenever I start typing d'Artagnan........