It’s important for my mental health that I watch 5 movies today

My favorite use of free will is ordering a Mongolian beef dinner special & four egg rolls at 2:32 p.m

"ice cube what letter comes after T in the alphabet"

Chicken Caesar wrap with an Old Style on draft at Little Victories sounds good right now. Really fucking good.

Botega Vendeta is a perfect track 10/10

I will love Royel Otis forever

Woke up yearning, not for love & connection, but for The Pitt

Serious Inquiry: Do I let a a Club sub or Chipotle Cheesesteak sub from Jersey Mikes have its way with me this morning??

for breakfast we’ll do something cool like a cigarette

It’s been a while since I’ve had severe edible induced anxiety. I have every intention of getting back on that horse today.

this and some quaaludes

About that time of the day where I lay on the floor & watch Interstellar

Almost 10 p.m.? Couldn’t give any less of a shit. Starting another 3 hour movie right now.

The voices are telling me to post a song or two on my Instagram story that no one will give a shit about

I like the way your brain works

Just saw someone post on LinkedIn about what their dining experience at Waffle House taught them about managing a “smooth & efficient” team. Take my eyes. I’ve seen enough.

God was in the studio with Phoenix when they recorded Wolfgang Amadeus

Still not 100% confident what the rubber ducks in Jeeps are all about. Feels like it could be a sex thing.

Me fr

Impossible to be in a bad mood whilst bumping Eisbär