Q: “Now that you’ve met with [Trump], you’ve spoken with him multiple times, do you still think he’s a fascist?” Zohran Mamdani: “Yes” Q: “And do you tell him that?” Zohran Mamdani: “Yes”

Stop overperforming at work. Act your wage. Your boss doesn't care about you. Save your energy for your personal life.

America probably is stupid enough to elect Erika Kirk as their first woman president

All this talk about biopics… This is the one. It was fantastic.

“the villain could be hiding anywhere” the villains lair:

"Oh, do you think he was referring to you?" will go down in history as one of the most brilliant interview questions ever asked.

“No one is forcing you to work at that job you hate.” MY LANDLORD IS FORCING ME MY BANK IS FORCING ME THE GOVERNMENT IS FORCING ME THE GROCERY STROE IS FORCING ME MY FAMILY IS FORCING ME SOCIETY IS FORCING ME

The reason 9-5 offices are so cold is because you’re surrounded by the ghosts of people’s dead hopes and dreams

Fun fact: the “correct” way to pronounce someone’s name is however the fuck they told you to pronounce it.

we are living in a time where the intelligent person must remain silent in order not to offend the ignorant.

Crazy that 70-80 year olds are generally seen as unemployable due to physical and mental decline. But we’re allowing them to run our entire country.

They bout to pull out Bad Bunny and beat all of us.

The Greatest Depression

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water

Never stop saying "dozen" and "half dozen". Never stop using the word you read in an old novella. Never stop using your regional jargon. Don't succumb to an internationalized English stripped of its whimsy and romanticism in the name of streamlining global commerce.

me holding my opinion after realizing I cannot fix this person's entire educational history in just one conversation.

Though the US is no longer apart of the WHO, it doesn’t mean that you cannot independently follow it! ❤️

Seeing this and realizing it was hidden underneath the hood— a crime

its not about the money