Oh man. I love this.

15? #MyTwitterAnniversary

Dog toys are just small containers of fluff that I eventually clean up in tufts from the floor. It would be more efficient to just buy it and throw it away directly from a larger bag.

There's no reason this is so enjoyable, but it's a great example of just how far staggering talent can carry content that might be a little below par. I was looking forward to the second verse, tbh.

Oh jeez this is pretty brilliant. Apologies to my own Microsoft folks, and basically every customer I have ever worked with.

This made me happy today. nifty.

Flipping through CDs was one of the best ways to refresh my palate of music when it got stale. I miss it and honestly listen to less music now that I have access to all music. Music discovery doesn't really work for me in Spotify etc. And yes I'm old.

Well, this was a truly enjoyable read. The replies are excellent, but the one where he asked for the code to be printed out made my month.

Kinda mad I didn't think of this. Excellent joke.

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Shout out to the City of Ottawa waste collector on my street today. Saw me shoveling and moving bins around and told me "bud, we already came by on your side. If you wanna throw that in here while I dig out your neighbors stuff, go for it". Thank you, saved a sleepy start to my day!

Population distribution of the United States in units of Canadas

Wildlife right in our neighborhood…. Kinda

All my teeth fell out just watching this.

Vote with your legs.

Beautiful pun. Amazing.