guy 1: There'll be parties for hosting guy 2: Marshmallows for toasting and caroling out in the snow guy 3 (has no idea what Christmas is): There'll be scary ghost stories and tales of the glories of Christmases long, long ago

ME:

Celebrating James Jamerson’s birthday with this incredible video breaking down his legendary bassline from “Ain’t No Mountain High Enough” by Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell. A masterclass in groove and musicality! You won’t find a cooler video today…

Happy Super Bowl friday to all the florists out there

This has to be one of the greatest TikTok’s ever

Those bastards. They hit us in the night

AI chatbots are like furby to me in terms of how weird it is for adults to spend any amount of time on them. Like what if your adult friend got a furby 3 years ago and at lunch today they're like "you won't believe what furby said today haha"

“We do not accept bills larger than $20” good, cuz I don’t have any

If you have influencer in your bio, I’m blocking you, if you have anything to do with AI in your bio, I’m not listening to you, simple as that. In the most polite way, I do not have any desire to hear what you have to say.

Scammers are evolving I almost fell for this

Caddyshack and Ferris Bueller’s Day Off double feature in the hotel room at a crisp 60°. Life is good

1. Hell yea 2. his egg is SCRAMBLED.

It’s rare to what

A moment for the coolest shirt ever printed

No man I love that you took the muffler off your car so it’s loud and sounds like your car is farting

It takes some kind of balls to even suggest this to the creator of The Wire:

The Raiders aren’t actually a football team anymore. Let me explain. By moving the team here, the owner no longer needs to invest in them because the opposing team’s fans fly in and buy out all the tickets. In fact, from his standpoint, it would actually make sense to spend