I have something to say and I have to say it😭

Hit them with the “I have tea” 😭 bc they’re like my bff fr

Every degree is the best until you have it and all of the sudden there are no jobs😂😭

Ww3 starting and I can’t even get a text back are you dead ass rn

breakups are so crazy like who am i supposed to text??? i bought a new cereal and i like it - like i'm supposed to keep that information to myself ???

Putting in my 2 weeks at a job I never thought I was gonna leave. It’s bittersweet but onto bigger and better things 🙏🏻❤️

Her.

I got a big girl job 🥳

yo hablo con mi ex dos horas y acabo con brote psicótico

me when i delete “Sent from my iPhone” to make the email more formal

quién sufrió más jesucristo o yo con ya saben quien

I finally hit my "this ain't worth my energy" era.

Yo guardando mi amor de vuelta porque nadie se lo merece

i’d rather run it back w someone who knows ME like the back of their hand than start new w someone and go through that whole process again #sorry

"Are you free after work?" Me after work:

You must complete the HR mandatory safety training" Me:

AI could NEVER make this

desculpa pelo surto de ciúmes amor esqueci que a gente é ex