So ready for 15th March. Is there anything sadder than an 8 yr old trying to articulate an empty feeling in his stomach that has nothing to do with hunger 💔 Hoping that society doesn’t bollocks up this slow, steady return to normality. For everyone’s sake - but mostly theirs

Public service announcement. If writing a reflection DO NOT write it directly in turas. Just spent 2 hrs writing a reflection and when I tried to save it it crashed and the whole lot disappeared. #ffs #thisiswhyitshardtobebloodybothered

Always on the search for stuff to watch with the 8 year old that doesn’t make me want to gouge my eyes out. This week it’s red dwarf - thought I was onto a winner but now he’s taken to calling everyone smegheads 🤦‍♀️

My 8 year old kid just legit completed Zelda breath of the wild. 8 years old. EIGHT! 🤯 #littlegamer #proudmamma #zelda

My eedgit teen has forgotten her iphone passcode and has locked it. tried reset help online, didn’t work & just disabled it. have family sharing but I can’t see a way of unlocking it that way. tried putting sim in an old phone but it wants to send a code to locked phone. Help!

Covid booster and flu jab done. Still marvelling at the science which allowed this to happen so quickly. And my fantastic NHS colleagues who have worked tirelessly throughout to ensure it’s available to everyone. 🙌 #fuckcovid

This morning I should be enjoying my annual leave with my children. What I’m actually doing is my antenatal clinic because we are so short staffed and women and babies need care. My job is a privilege and I love it, but we are all feeling the pressure right now.

What’s that hellish racket you ask? Oh yes that’s the sound of my 9yo screaming and storming around the house because I’m insisting he go to his swimming lessons during the holidays. Apologies if you think he’s being murdered, I can assure you he’s not. 🙄😤

Can’t #marchwithmidwives today as I’m having to work as one instead. I would be there if I could 🙌🙌

I consider myself a feminist…. However when it comes to unclogging exterior drains, it turns out I firmly subscribe to pink and blue jobs in a household 💩

Note to self: don’t watch encanto when you’re already feeling slightly fragile 😭😭😭 (And yes I was watching it before my kids came home from school, I has no shame) #encanto

Day off = opportunity to get my house in order. However F has other plans: “imma gonna run into a wall at lunch and burst my head open!” Cue me getting to run to school (unshowered, because cleaning) to go get him. Just for anyone wondering why I’m going grey…

I just got completely and embarrassingly annihilated at chess by my 9yo son. If you need me I’ll be under a duvet drowning my ego in wine. #isuckatchess

In 2 yrs qualified as a midwife I’ve never dreaded going to work. Rotated into hospital from a community post 3 wks ago and am now dreading every shift. Everyone is doing their best but staffing levels are scary most days (and don’t get me started on nights) #midwife

. @jamesvillasuk impossible customer service whilst on holiday… having massive issues with one of your (quite expensive) holiday villas and no easy way to get in touch… and our booking now doesn’t exist on your website? Assistance would be appreciated asap