my brother brought his Vietnamese girlfriend over for dinner why my mom gon say I love Panda Express out of nowhere omg I hate Mexicans

“I was deeply saddened to learn of the passing of Tom Dolan today. Tom was a fierce supporter of law enforcement and a proud, longtime member of the Washoe County Honorary Deputy Sheriff’s Association. While Tom was a dear friend and an extraordinary mentor who greatly impacted

I cannot stress enough how important it is you watch this gorilla bathe-dancing to maniac.

When Kanye locks in it’s actually scary. x.com/allkanyemedia/…

She wanna be me so bad.. baby I’m sorry but you could never

Adrian Chambers (questionable) for turkey bowl(lower back injury)

you MUST see this illustration from baby kermit’s christmas (1988)

I’m a very busy ambitious sleepy young woman

me bc i don’t wanna work but i need the money

me coming back home after using a good outfit for a boring day:

WE NEED MORE MEDICAL RESEARCH ON THE FEMALE BODY WE NEED MORE MEDICAL RESEARCH ON THE FEMALE BODY WE NEED MORE MEDICAL RESEARCH ON THE FEMALE BODY WE NEED MORE MEDICAL RESEARCH ON THE FEMALE BODY WE NEED MORE MEDICAL RESEARCH ON THE FEMALE BODY

too many losers not enough people telling them they’re losers.

as a girl its essential for me to sit under the sun or ill lose all my powers