People wearing glasses won't usually tell you this but we enjoy the blurry visions from time to time... especially when something disgusting comes up infront of us 👓

HOW TO RELIABLY STOP HICCUPS: Hiccups = phrenic nerve-to-diaphragm spasm. To de-spasm that circuit, inhale maximally (via your nose) 3 times with no exhales in between. Then hold your breath for 15-30 seconds & then slowly exhale (via your mouth). Done.

One place of dominance within the internet where my trace will never be found is "YouTube comment section". For valid reasons. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Re-watched My Neighbour Totoro and re-lived an entire dream 💕

How to learn anything. The Feynman Technique:

Probably the best thing you'll see today. In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world. The results 🧵 1/22

Remember Rana Plaza- the garment factory building that collapsed in 2013 and killed over a thousand workers? Before the collapse, the owner of Rana Plaza, Sohel Rana, repeatedly denied any safety risks. He was in jail on murder charges, but granted bail today.

The KFC twitter account only follows 11 people. The 5 spice girls & 6 guys named herb. This is bc of their “secret blend” of 11 herbs and spices. The 1st person to notice and point this out was sent a painting of himself holding a drumstick while riding piggyback on the Colonel.

I woke up to find I'm now blue ticked again. I haven't paid for Twitter or given anyone my phone number. Mr Musk, if you're paying for people who don't want blue ticks to have them, Stephen King's suggestion that you donate the money to charity is excellent. To Refugees, perhaps?

So, how do all the Musk fanboys and MAGA folks on this site feel about the fact that your conquering hero said he’d bring ‘equality’ and ‘people power’ to this site and then charged you all for Twitter Blue while giving it to people like me for free? Do you feel… owned?

Shoutout to those Westminster School lads of the 18th century who graffitied their names on St Edward's Chair, which we're only now able to see thanks to the quality of broadcast image! 😆

Watched Princess Mononoke for the fourth time, and discovered even newer dimensions to ponder over. I can never get tired of Ghibli movies. #NewProfilePic

Not sure if I am feeling depressed because of listening to Creep by Radiohead too much; or it is the other way around...? 🫥